Darren on the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The Adventures of Klaroline
#1: You ordered my boyfriend to bite me just so you could come to my rescue.
#2: You stole his body and made me think he was dying.
#3: You threatened to kill me if I didn't stop talking.
#4: You stabbed me with a lamp.
#4cont: You then proceeded to bite me so I'd be dying.
Conclusion: You're totally in love with me let's get cured and have bbs.
